Travel Survival Kit
Every adventure needs a little travel humor – enjoy!
- Tissue-for your tears when the motel is booked or for romantic sunsets
- Paper bag to hold treasures and in case of hyperventilation when you see the prices of souvenirs
- Sponge-to soak up the sun, sand, snow, and memories
- Feather-to remember to gently float through the vacation rather than racing
- Earplugs to avoid the yelling or listening to the 7,000th singing of “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall”
- Quarter-someone always needs a quarter for something
- Bandaid-for boo-boos, real or imagined
- Rubberband-for flexibility as sometimes when you are flexible, you have wonderful experiences you would have never considered
- A box of CrackerJack -vacations always come with good surprises. Remember to look for yours.
Still, need some travel humor to de-stress?
More humorous travel humor survival kit items:
- A small plastic bag to remind us to always bring back small things that will help the vacation live on for years
- Chuckles-never leave home without the ability to laugh at yourself and situations
- Chopsticks-to remind us that even within the US, there are many different cultures and customs
- A picture of a watch or clock without hands-forget the clock, you’re on vacation!
- A disposable camera (or picture of one)-capture the fun and memories before they disappear
- A compass-you’ll need this especially if you are with someone who can’t stop for directions
- A picture or map of Kansas-as Dorothy says in the Wizard of Oz, “There’s no place like home.”
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